YouTube Transcription #82 Cockney Star Trek

Cockney is an area of East London famous for its special slang.

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Alright boys, listen up. Word is it’s kicking off big time. We’re gonna have a tear-up with the Klingons.
Klingons? The’yre naughty.
They are proper naughty, Jim.
I know. They’re proper naughty, moody geezers, but don’t worry, right? I sent Bones down there early bells, have a bit of a nose around. He’s keeping his mincers peeled in case it comes on top. Bones, you there, son?
Yeah, I’m ‘ere, Jim. ‘ere, ‘ow’s the family?
Yeah, sweet as a nut, as it goes, son. Er, what’s the script?
To be fair, ain’t a lot ‘appenin’, as it goes.
What, no Klingons?
Nah.
No Klingons? You having a Turkish, son?
No, mate.
You ain’t muggin’ us off there, are you Bones?
Nah, straight up. I ain’t popped a single Klingon boat.
I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this, this is a liberty. They’ve mugged us off, ain’t they? We’ve been mugged off by the Klingons!
****ing mugs!
They’ve mugged us right off! You gonna ‘ave that, Jim?
What do you think? Do’ you think I’m gonna ‘ave that? D’you think I’m gonna ‘ave that off them mugs? Bones, get yourself back up ‘ere, son. An’ I tell you what – this is gonna get proper naughty.

explanation:
Alright boys, listen up. Word is it’s kicking off big time. We’re gonna have a tear-up with the Klingons.
Alright everybody, listen carefully. I’ve heard that serious trouble is afoot.We’re going to have a fight with the Klingons.

Klingons? The’yre naughty.
Klingons? They’re really bad.

They are proper naughty, Jim.
They are very bad, Jim.

I know. They’re proper naughty, moody geezers, but don’t worry, right? I sent Bones down there early bells, have a bit of a nose around. He’s keeping his mincers peeled in case it comes on top. Bones, you there, son?
I know. They are very bad, unpredictable men, but don’t worry, all right? I sent Bones down there earlier, to look around. He’s keeping his eyes open in case something happens. Bones, are you there friend?

Yeah, I’m ‘ere, Jim. ‘ere, ‘ow’s the family?
Yes, I’m here, Jim. Hey, how’s your family?

Yeah, sweet as a nut, as it goes, son. Er, what’s the script?
They’re very well indeed, friend. So, what’s happening (what’s the story?)

To be fair, ain’t a lot ‘appenin’, as it goes.
Actually, nothing much is happening, actually.

What, no Klingons?

Nah.
No.

No Klingons? You having a Turkish, son?
No Klingons? are you joking? (Turkish bath=laugh)

No, mate.
No, friend.

You ain’t muggin’ us off there, are you Bones?
You are not lying, are you Bones?

Nah, straight up. I ain’t popped a single Klingon boat.
No, honestly. I haven’t seen a single Klingon face. (Boat race=face)

I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this, this is a liberty. They’ve mugged us off, ain’t they? We’ve been mugged off by the Klingons!
They’re making us look foolish, aren’t they? We’ve been made to look foolish by the Klingons!

****ing mugs!
They are fools!

They’ve mugged us right off! You gonna ‘ave that, Jim?
They’ve made us look foolish. are you going to allow that, Jim?

What do you think? Do’ you think I’m gonna ‘ave that? D’you think I’m gonna ‘ave that off them mugs? Bones, get yourself back up ‘ere, son. An’ I tell you what – this is gonna get proper naughty.
Do you think I’m going to allow those fools to do that to us? Bones, get back here. Listen – this is going to get very bad.