YouTube Transcription – Big Bang Theory
This is from the start of The Big Bang Theory, when they first meet up with their new neighbour, Penny. Leonard is keen to impress her, but Sheldon doesn’t understand this.
Penny: Me… ok. I’m Sagittarius… probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: What is in what?
Leonard: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say is that Saggitarius wouldn’t have been our first guess.
Penny: Oh, yeah. A lot of people think I’m a water sign. Ok, let’s see, what else? Oh, I’m a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional steak; I love steak!
Sheldon: Well, that’s interesting. leonard can’t process corn.
Leonard: Do you have some sort of a job?
Penny: Oh yeah. I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
Penny: Oh, anyway, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this sensitive girl who comes to LA from Lincoln, Nebraska to be an actress and winds up being a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: So it’s based on your life.
Penny: No, I’m from Omaha.